It’s simple.

There is someone holding a stick, forget what it is called.

There is someone else. There are holding a sphere a little smaller than a handful. They are 30 paces away from forementioned person holding stick.

The sphereperson (pitcher) hurls the sphere (baseball) at a great speed toward the “batter” AKA the “one who attempts to make contact at great speed with the sphere with the stick (bat)” .

The stick holder attempts to make contact with the forthcoming sphere. If he hits it into the designated “fair” zone he attempts to make it to a safety zone called a “base” which is 30 paces northeast of his current location before the ball arrives and is under control by the person under control of the “base”. If the person who struck the sphere gets there before the shpere hits the glove of the “firstbaseman” he is “safe”. Advancing past all three “bases” or “safe zones” to his original “home” plate counts as 1. The teams take turns at the this in 18 counted rotations or nine “innings”. The teams with the most 1′s or “runs” or “points” at the end of nine untimed intervals is the victor.

The main thing YOU need to worry about is the thrower of the sphere (pitcher) and the striker of the sphere (batter). There is a zone. Above the batters knees and below his nipple line that juts about two feet out from the ball hitters dominant hand. The zone is invisible. This imaginary area is called the “strike” zone. If the sphere thrower gets the sphere in that area even if the batter doesn’t even attempt to hit the ball it is called a “strike”. If the sphere is hurled outside the “strike zone” with the batter not making an attempt at hitting it is called a “ball”. If the batter attempts to hit the ball and misses it is always a strike. The little square area on those mock-up designs is the strike zone in which the sphere thrower is trying to aim the ball.

Three strikes and the ball hitter is “out”. There are 3 outs per half-inning of play 54 total per game 27 per team each game.

It’s longer and more boring than you may think. Beautifully simple and American.

There are more rules, but that is the gist of it.

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Posted: April 28, 2010 in status

Audrey just helped feed H a bottle. NOW we’re going to Soccer World.

Audrey took out her yoga “carpet” and we did yoga for a few minutes. She did great and I need to stretch more. Ouch! Now off to Soccer World.

Playing Easter bunny with Audrey. We’re taking “eggs” (blocks) and painting them with pink and red “paintbrushes” (blocks). Now Audrey is wearing Easter bunny ears and hiding the eggs all over the house.

Heath is playing with a purple clapper from New Year’s Eve. He’s holding it to the sky like Excalibur’s sword.

Now I’m wearing the Easter Bunny ears watching Audrey stack the blocks on the desk. Fun times.

Hair Transition

Posted: April 28, 2010 in Uncategorized

Mom, I need a haircut. I looked in the mirror this morning and realized my Japanime hair had transitioned into Flock of Seagulls hair. For pictoral explanation see below:

My Hair turned from this:

Japanime Hair

To this:

Flock of Seagulls Hair

Mom, I need a haircut.  Bring the scissors.

The kids are playing so nicely in the living room right now. Trying not to disrupt them. Now Heath is trying to climb the steps… gotta go.

Heath just ate an entire waffle and a babanas. Grow baby grow!

He’s up to 18.5 pounds. Up .4 from last week.

Toddler on Wire

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Yeah, she's really doing that.

Little Gymnast

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Little Gymnast

Audrey loving the “red bars” at JeffersonElementary.

Heath in the sunlight.

Heath in the Sunlight. Mara took this one this weekend. I love it.

Relaxing after getting off early from work. I think some one hacked my blog. Let’s see if disabling post by email works.

Bringing the Tree to the Dump

Posted: December 29, 2009 in Uncategorized

Christmas Snowfall Totals

Posted: December 23, 2009 in Uncategorized

It’s a good thing we’re staying put for Christmas. 6"-12"+ of the white stuff expected between Wednesday and Friday.

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Audrey and Cyber Grandma

Posted: December 3, 2009 in Uncategorized

Audrey played with grandma and grandpa for about an hour this morning.

Fort

Posted: November 19, 2009 in Uncategorized

Audrey and I built a fort this morning.

The Tooth

Posted: November 9, 2009 in Uncategorized

Heath’s first tooth made an appearance last week.

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Ma & Pa

Posted: November 9, 2009 in Uncategorized

Nice costumes mom and dad! You clean up pretty nicely old man!

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Dad

Posted: November 9, 2009 in Uncategorized

Dad doing his best bull dog impression.

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Laura

Posted: November 9, 2009 in Uncategorized

One of Laura from Pat and Jerry’s Wedding. Cheese!

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Concentrating

Posted: November 7, 2009 in Uncategorized

Audrey concentrating very hard on stickers Wednesday.

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Picture

Posted: November 4, 2009 in Uncategorized

Another photo of the picture Audrey drew this morning.

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The Letter “A”

Posted: November 4, 2009 in Uncategorized

This morning I asked Audrey to draw a picture for her Auntie Laura’s birthday coming up. When She was finished I told her to write her name in the corner of the picture. Without any help she drew what you see in the corner and said “A!”. So now she can write the letter A. She never ceases to amaze me.

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My Aunt Steph and Cousin Gabriel

Posted: October 29, 2009 in Uncategorized

A picture my dad “accidentally” sent to me on Skype. Enjoy.

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Here’s a black and white from the pumpkin patch last Saturday.

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